Democrats–this may offend you!

Seems appropriate considering the timing….. 

While out campaigning, Old John stopped at a small village and
started
looking around for a stand to make his speech from. All he  

could
find
was a big pile of horse manure, so he climbed up on that and  

said,
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the first time I have ever made  

a
Republican speech from a Democratic platform.