Measuring Units–Cuckooville Style!

For all who have difficulty converting  units: 

Ratio of an igloo’s  circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement =  1 bananosecond 

Weight an evangelist carries  with God = 1 billigram 

Time it takes to sail 220  yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod  Serling 

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 

1,000,000 aches = 1  megahurtz 

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1  hoarsepower 

Shortest distance between two  jokes = A straight line 

453.6 graham crackers = 1  pound cake 

1 million- microphones = 1  megaphone 

2 million bicycles = 2  megacycles 

365.25 days = 1  unicycle 

2000 mockingbirds = 2  kilomockingbirds 

52 cards = 1  decacards 

1 kilogram of falling figs =  1 Fig Newton 

1000 milliliters of wet socks  = 1 literhosen 

1 millionth of a fish = 1  microfiche 

1 trillion pins = 1  terrapin 

10 rations = 1  decoration 

100 rations = 1  C-ration 

2 monograms = 1  diagram 

4 nickels = 2  paradigms 

2.4 statute miles of  intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital = 1 IV  League 

AND…….100 Senators = Not 1  decision  

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