Computer REport Form–so funny!

Computer Problem Report Form  

1. Describe your problem:
__________________________________________  

2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
__________________________________________  

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
__________________________________________
__________________________________________  

4. Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__  

5. Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__  

6. Is your computer plugged in?
Yes__ No__  

7. Is it turned on?
Yes__ No__  

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
Yes__ No__  

9. Have you made it worse?
Yes__  

10. Have you read the manual?
Yes__ No__  

11. Are you sure you’ve read the manual?
Yes__ No__  

12. Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual?
No__  

13. Do you think you understood it?
Yes__ No__  

14. If `Yes’ then why can’t you fix the problem yourself?  

__________________________________________  

15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?
__________________________________________  

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the  

problem occurred?
__________________________________________  

17. If “nothing” explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________  

18. Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem?
Yes__ No__  

19. How does this problem make you feel?
__________________________________________ 

20. Tell me about your childhood.
__________________________________________ 

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
Yes__ No__  

22. Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me?
Yes__  

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems  

Form. Please allow 1-week response time so that the problem  

will resolve its self or you
will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue. 

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