An Important Message about Grwoing…

An Important Message About Growing Old      
     
 
Well CRAP!!  

Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!  

An important message about Growing…

An Important Message About Growing Old      
     
 
Well CRAP!!  

Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!  

An important message about Growing…

An Important Message About Growing Old      
     
 
Well CRAP!!  

Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!  

An important message about Growing…

An Important Message About Growing Old      
     
 
Well CRAP!!  

Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya!  

Lights, Christmas, laughing!

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don’t know if they’re celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I’m gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.

Silly Santa jokes

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
(source: www.santa.net)